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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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