How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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You have cancer

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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you

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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