- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Women's rights

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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