What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

thumb_up thumb_down -26

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

thumb_up thumb_down -26

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

thumb_up thumb_down -28

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

are you saying pam, or pan?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the book disappear?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops