- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

The joke below is absolute shit.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Women's Rights.

A kid has no friends.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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