your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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