- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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