What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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