Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

My kids are mistakes.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Get in the car.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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