- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

1+2 = 6

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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