Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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child labor

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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John Stamos.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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