Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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I walk into a bar...

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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You

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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