- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

^that joke a piece of shit

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

try slamming a revolving door

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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