- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

I have a gay camel

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

A baby seal walks into a club

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

a pornstar comes early to a party

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whats chinese noodles

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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