- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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