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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

mark lawson likes boys

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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