why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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