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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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