- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A dyslexic blind man

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Three black men were walking...

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Adele walks into the stables

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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