- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Do you like your life? No. OK.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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