- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Yo mama's fat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

tims sty:)

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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