Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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politically correct!

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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That's what SHE said!

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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