why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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