These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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A blind man watches TV

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im gay

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What's big and white?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Testicles.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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