Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What color is red paint? Red

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Get off my porch.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

a horse nibbled a baby

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