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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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