- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Woman rights.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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