- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

a horse nibbled a baby

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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