whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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The WNBA

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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