- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

knock, knock. come in.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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