- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Ju... Just why?

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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