besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Mullets

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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