So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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