Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Women's rights

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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