- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Butt poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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