Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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