Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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