Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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