What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What black and has children A black man

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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