- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

The Detroit Lions

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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