- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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