- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

when debbie meets downer

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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