There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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womens rights

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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an athiest walks into a church

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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42, that is all

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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