- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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