Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What did the president do for the people? ...

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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