A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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you are a åsshole :)

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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