Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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<=3 penis

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gay marriage.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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