- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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