A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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