- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

sorry son your nanas been put down

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What happened to Liam? He Died.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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