what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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The Game

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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whats 2+2? math.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Davey Peterson.

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Bob Saget

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Get off my porch.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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