Black people being friendly.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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sorry got to poo

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Anti Joke

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