Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Nickelback

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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