A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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