- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

F? No k

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Tony Romo

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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