what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

WEED!

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Me Neither.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Anti Joke

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