- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Rick santorum

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

raisin boogers

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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