- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

I pooped.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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