knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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black people

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Safe sex MR

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Bumsniffer

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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gay people

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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