Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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