- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

your mom died.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

There's a car about to hit me.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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