- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

your mom died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Womens rights !

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