I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Women drivers...

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

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