How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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