Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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